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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2006-05-16 [Wendy]: *links arms with [Malve]* Let's get 'im, gurrl! *[Malve] and [Wendy] do their Double Team Kicking Attack*

2006-05-16 [Malve]: Watch it so I don't take my hat off... No one knows what happens when I take my hat off. hehe.

2006-05-16 [Voice of the Voiceless]: <-- Isn't intimidated..... take it off baby! XD

2006-05-16 [Malve]: no. It isn't worth it.

2006-05-16 [Voice of the Voiceless]: Well neither way I'm not scared, not intimidated by anything.

2006-05-16 [fazz]: hey what did i do

2006-05-16 [Malve]: who said it would be scary when I take my hat off? ;)

2006-05-16 [Wendy]: You're stupid! That's what! Why would we let an ignoramous join? Go research the Elfpack Mafia before even THINKING about joining!

2006-05-16 [fazz]: lol it is ignaranous

2006-05-16 [Voice of the Voiceless]: I'm beginning to like this girl.. XD

2006-05-16 [Blinded Seraphim]: I bet you do ed XD

2006-05-16 [fazz]: are u talkin about me or wendy

2006-05-16 [Wendy]: Me, of course! *dons her dominatrix costume* Heh! *makes [fazz] her bitch*

2006-05-16 [Voice of the Voiceless]: I'm talking about neither of you I was talking about that [Malve] person...........>.>...........XD

2006-05-16 [Malve]: awe *grins* hehehe

2006-05-16 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *tackles teh sanna* see, everyone loves ya!

2006-05-16 [Malve]: *falls to the ground* ah!.. *looks around before I get back up quickly* hey watch it! XD

2006-05-16 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *bows* im sorry love, but you are quite loved

2006-05-16 [Malve]: hehehe *grins* don't spoil me with it though, I don't want it to get to my head

2006-05-16 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *worships the sanna's ego* must...make...bigger!

2006-05-16 [Malve]: *snaps fingers*

2006-05-16 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *worships more*

2006-05-16 [Invader Havoc]: hahahaha

2006-05-16 [Wendy]: [Malve]! I got info on "Document Sizzle". *goes off to mail the top secret details*

2006-05-16 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *steps up* I'm sanna's personal assistant/Ego feeder, I'll take that

2006-05-16 [Wendy]: I have permission to deliver it directly. I'll hand it, good sir.

2006-05-16 [Wendy]: It has been delivered.

2006-05-16 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: whatever you say madame

2006-05-16 [Wendy]: *huggles you*

2006-05-16 [Wendy]: A member had mysteriously vanished from Elfpack and I found out why. Well, not really. The person just said that they had "reasons" and that they would eventually return maybe supposedly.

2006-05-16 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: erm, who would that be?

2006-05-16 [W!ld KAT]: ahhh!! yall talk a lots!!

2006-05-16 [Wendy]: And you don't. It takes a bit to get details out of you.

2006-05-16 [Invader Havoc]: hey all ¿que pasa?

2006-05-17 [Wendy]: Nada. Soy muy romantica. Y tu?

2006-05-17 [W!ld KAT]: nada, y tu?

2006-05-17 [Wendy]: Necesito duermo...Miguel esta al casa.

2006-05-17 [W!ld KAT]: oooo!! i actually know what you said!!

2006-05-17 [Wendy]: I don't think that he's feeling so well tonight...I think that something happened.

2006-05-17 [The Fantastic Elk]: O_o like that?

2006-05-17 [angelicdeath]: wow three pages in like less than one day wow

2006-05-17 [Malve]: Gracias [Wendy]..   No one gets to read my spy stuff ;) there is a reason why I am called a SPY you guys ;) And I have my contacts XD

2006-05-17 [Invader Havoc]: lo siento [Malve]

2006-05-17 [Voice of the Voiceless]: <--Is a spy also

2006-05-17 [fazz]: hey [W!ld KAT]said shed accepted me all i need now is for tha don to add me to the members

2006-05-17 [Malve]: still you are not in the family until the Don accept you ;)

2006-05-17 [Voice of the Voiceless]: Who me?

2006-05-17 [Malve]: no [fazz]

2006-05-17 [Voice of the Voiceless]: XD oh...

2006-05-17 [Wendy]: Yeah. She can't accept you. Only The Don can make you a part of the Family.

2006-05-17 [Invader Havoc]: DUH lol

2006-05-17 [Malve]: XD heheheeh

2006-05-17 [Invader Havoc]: heya Malve how are ya?

2006-05-17 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: malve, as the political advisor/lawyer in this mafia, it's in your best political interest to inform me of all your spy activities.

2006-05-17 [Voice of the Voiceless]: o.o  *salutes*

2006-05-18 [W!ld KAT]: he said he already talked to the don and she sent him to me

2006-05-18 [Frosty French Fry]: fuckity fuckity fuckity fuckity fuck

2006-05-18 [W!ld KAT]: you too buddy!! lol, jk big guy

2006-05-18 [Frosty French Fry]: la la de dum da

2006-05-18 [W!ld KAT]: la la la de da da da

2006-05-18 [Frosty French Fry]: "YOU DOWN WIT OPP!!"

2006-05-18 [W!ld KAT]: yeah you know me!

2006-05-18 [Frosty French Fry]: weeeee!....sorry..im a little off tonight....ok..more than a little..................blahdy blahdy blahdy blah

2006-05-18 [W!ld KAT]: wheee!!

2006-05-18 [Frosty French Fry]: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890`~!@#$%^&*()-=_+[]\;',./{}|:"<>?*

2006-05-18 [W!ld KAT]: nighty night!@!

2006-05-18 [Frosty French Fry]: night

2006-05-18 [Malve]: I will inform you about my spy stuff, when my mission is accomplished ;) (oh and I am fine thank you XD)

2006-05-18 [Frosty French Fry]: boo

2006-05-18 [Malve]: *snaps my fingers in a slow rythm*

2006-05-18 [Frosty French Fry]: boom ba da...ba da ba da boom...

2006-05-18 [W!ld KAT]: bang bang!!!

2006-05-19 [The Fantastic Elk]: *ish dead*

2006-05-19 [fazz]: so am i a member yet

2006-05-19 [Wendy]: If you were, you would know.

2006-05-19 [W!ld KAT]: hold on, i'll add you real quick

2006-05-20 [Malve]: *gasp*

2006-05-20 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *gasp*? why *gasp*?

2006-05-20 [Malve]: nothing..

2006-05-20 [Invader Havoc]: hmm... *ish lost*

2006-05-20 [Wendy]: I s'pose anyone can add themselves in The Don's absence. I wonder when She gets back...

2006-05-20 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *ponders* it could take a while....

2006-05-20 [Wendy]: What would you like to hear me say? *is making soundbites*

2006-05-20 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *gasps* your voice is as beautiful as you!!!! *faints*

2006-05-20 [Invader Havoc]: I hope the don returns soon... and, personally, I don't much like fazz

2006-05-21 [Wendy]: As Head Entertainer here, it is my job! Go on over to Wendy's Soundbites to hear more of me!

2006-05-21 [W!ld KAT]: i'm sorry guys. she approved him and he came to me so i added him

2006-05-21 [Wendy]: Okay. Just as long as he can type.

2006-05-21 [W!ld KAT]: i dont know anything about his typing, but he wanted in,...

2006-05-21 [Wendy]: He said "hi" i added him to the society.

2006-05-21 [Wendy]: then, lotsa one word messages and then he found the mafia, thought it was cool, and insisted on joining.

2006-05-21 [W!ld KAT]: lol, ah, gotcha, if hes not ative here for10 days, hes out

2006-05-21 [Wendy]: Mmhm. He seemed determined to be leet. He is officially family. We gotta be nice.

2006-05-21 [Soft as Bone]: are there a lot of people who aren;t that active? cuz i;m not very talkitive (the convos move to fast) and i feel kinda bad about it

2006-05-21 [Malve]: we should really look into this issue

2006-05-21 [Soft as Bone]: i don;t want to be a problem and i;m not making excuses, i just don;t talk and i was hoping that wasn;t too much of a problem, and if it is i will do what i can to fix it

2006-05-21 [Blinded Seraphim]: its no problem for me, but then again i dont run the place...

2006-05-21 [Malve]: it is not a problem at all if you don't talk, but you should show yourself sometimes atleast ;) after all we're "family" XD

2006-05-21 [Blinded Seraphim]: very true :)

2006-05-21 [Invader Havoc]: hellz yea

2006-05-21 [W!ld KAT]: no hun, its not a problem, but we dont know him that well and until we do, he's on a kind of probation,....dont worry hun, you're fine

2006-05-22 [Soft as Bone]: ok, and i know what you mean. people that just kinda appeare are hard to trust, at least at first

2006-05-22 [W!ld KAT]: yeah,..so what's up?

2006-05-22 [Lust]: Glad to know everyone is gettig along!

2006-05-22 [W!ld KAT]: yup yup, 'sall good here!!

2006-05-23 [Deadly Pacifist]: hello

2006-05-23 [W!ld KAT]: hi hi!!

2006-05-23 [Deadly Pacifist]: how ya doin?

2006-05-23 [W!ld KAT]: purty purty good, and you?

2006-05-23 [Frosty French Fry]: ..............................dots................................

2006-05-23 [W!ld KAT]: rawr

2006-05-23 [Frosty French Fry]: boo

2006-05-23 [W!ld KAT]: AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

2006-05-23 [Frosty French Fry]: hum da de dum da

2006-05-23 [Dead Girl]: hmm -sits at a table and props feet up in a chair-

2006-05-24 [W!ld KAT]: *silently cries in corner*

2006-05-24 [Wendy]: *is wanting to fast-forward time*

2006-05-24 [Voice of the Voiceless]: Yah what ^ said

2006-05-24 [Dead Girl]: lol

2006-05-24 [Voice of the Voiceless]: -_- *falls asleep ina lounge like chair slumped back with a playboy magazine over his face* XD

2006-05-24 [Lust]: .... Eww

2006-05-25 [Voice of the Voiceless]: XD It's a joke

2006-05-25 [Wendy]: -_-'

2006-05-25 [Frosty French Fry]: Playboy is quite tasteful........its not all spread eagle with a dildo or nothin

2006-05-25 [Wendy]: I like raping people up the ass with my razor dildo.

2006-05-25 [Frosty French Fry]: mhmm.....kinky

2006-05-25 [W!ld KAT]: you wish matt

2006-05-25 [Frosty French Fry]: no...not really.....

2006-05-25 [W!ld KAT]: ok, whatev,....i think i'ma go to bed, night all

2006-05-25 [Wendy]: I switch on my razor dildo and the blades spin like a chainsaw up the asses of my victims.

2006-05-25 [Frosty French Fry]: thats..umm...different....You know what I like...vampire type shit..bite till theres blood..

2006-05-25 [Wendy]: Vampire sex? Like, with Hot Topic chicks? Cuz...vampires don't exist. Isn't that necrophilia, too?

2006-05-25 [Frosty French Fry]: first off...its not necrophilia.....I dont mean sex with vampires....I just mean like the biting and whatnot....im into some different kinds of stuff

2006-05-25 [Wendy]: I was teasing!

2006-05-25 [Voice of the Voiceless]: I'm into the sex teasing stuff, with outfits and different weapons XD

2006-05-25 [W!ld KAT]: oooo, yeah

2006-05-25 [Wendy]: I <3 playing dress-up!

2006-05-25 [Wendy]: OMG! Michael is coming over tomorrow and all weekend and Monday! I am sooooo excited!

2006-05-25 [Voice of the Voiceless]: XD

2006-05-25 [Malve]: Happy for you Wendy :)

2006-05-25 [W!ld KAT]: yay!! hope yall have fun

2006-05-26 [Wendy]: Mmhm!

2006-05-26 [W!ld KAT]: wheee

2006-05-28 [Wendy]: <img200*0:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v518/Ryu108W/michaelandwendy.jpg> See? ^__^

2006-05-29 [W!ld KAT]: awww, yall are so cute!!

2006-05-30 [Kaze]: o__o the anime convention people scare me.

2006-05-30 [W!ld KAT]: you too?

2006-05-30 [Kaze]: No, yoohoo, its a drink. :3

2006-05-30 [W!ld KAT]: yeah,....i like my new puppy

2006-05-31 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: ...im an anime convention person. and you two make a cute couple miss wendy.

2006-05-31 [W!ld KAT]: actuallly anime con ppl are pretty cool and yes you do wendy!!

2006-05-31 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *nods* yes we are, though, we tend to ramble on about the complexities of random anime information...

2006-05-31 [W!ld KAT]: yeah,...then i get lost, but i'll catch up some day

2006-06-01 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: it may be difficult...

2006-06-01 [angelicdeath]: im an anime con person also

2006-06-01 [W!ld KAT]: i like that fruits basket manga,...it's pretty cool

2006-06-01 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: im a tohru fan girl!

2006-06-01 [W!ld KAT]: yay!! i like the one that plays the dog,...(i've only read the first one about a month ago,..)

2006-06-01 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: hahaha, yeah, he's pretty cool, but tohru rules them all!!!

2006-06-01 [W!ld KAT]: wheee!! whick one is that again?

2006-06-01 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *faints* the girl...

2006-06-01 [W!ld KAT]: oh yeah! sorry! i only got to read the first one about a month ago!!

2006-06-04 [Wendy]: Anywayses, I ish in Texas. I won't be married until the end of summer, though. Our families want us to live together to make sure that we match up all nicely and whatnot.

2006-06-04 [W!ld KAT]: yeah!! i should come hang with you guys one time,..

2006-06-04 [Wendy]: If anyone needs a good laugh or a sweet, sultry voice to listen to and whatnot, chat me up. I'm The Head Entertainer in THE ELFPACK MAFIA, bitch!

2006-06-04 [W!ld KAT]: w00p w00p

2006-06-04 [Lust]: *blinks slowly*

2006-06-05 [W!ld KAT]: rawr

2006-06-05 [W!ld KAT]: bark bark

2006-06-05 [Lust]: BANG!

2006-06-05 [W!ld KAT]: poof!

2006-06-07 [fazz]: am i a member yet

2006-06-07 [Wendy]: LOL! Still asking if you're a member!? If you are, you'd know!

2006-06-07 [Wendy]: *squeak*

2006-06-07 [W!ld KAT]: *yip*

2006-06-07 [Wendy]: *meep!*

2006-06-07 [W!ld KAT]: *boink*

2006-06-07 [Wendy]: *poit*

2006-06-07 [Kaze]: *kapowza!*

2006-06-07 [Kaze]: Wait.. so are we playing Batman, or not..?

2006-06-07 [W!ld KAT]: holy rusting metal batman!!

2006-06-08 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: holy cows of doom batman!!

2006-06-08 [Lust]: HA HA! We made a video of a spoof thing, we called it rat man and pocket boy o.O...! It was so funneh...! You had to be there in the making

2006-06-08 [W!ld KAT]: shibbyness

2006-06-08 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: hey hey hey! the shibbyness and all of it's spin offs are my copy righted terms (alright, maybe not copyrighted)

2006-06-08 [W!ld KAT]: hey! i been sayin shibby since that damn movie came out!!

2006-06-08 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: so have I, in fact, I've used it as a gamer tag!

2006-06-08 [W!ld KAT]: shi,...i mean,..schweet,..no dammit!! i mean shibby!!

2006-06-08 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *takes out a baseball bat* do i seem funny to you? how do you think im funny, do you think im rosie o'donnel funny?

2006-06-08 [Kaze]: hmm... I'd say more of an "Ellen DeGeneres" funny.

2006-06-08 [Frosty French Fry]: riiight

2006-06-08 [W!ld KAT]: yeah

2006-06-08 [Wendy]: Ellen Degeneres is my favorite comedienne! As for comedians? I absolutely adore George Carlin and Dane Cook.

2006-06-09 [Voice of the Voiceless]: THAT WOMEN IS SICK!!!!!!!

2006-06-09 [Deadly Pacifist]: I wanna get a henna tattoo that says forever.

2006-06-09 [W!ld KAT]: that would be awesome!!

2006-06-09 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: George Carlin, Robin Williams, Lewis Black, Dane Cook, and Denis Leary are THE SHIT!!!

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